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"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman
"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry
"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." John Mooney
"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". Joe Lewis
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman
"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry
"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." John Mooney
"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". Joe Lewis
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin